What would you prefer to have under your waistline? What would you prefer to have under your waist? An elephant? A parrot’s head? Rooster? Large coconuts? Or crabs?
How about Smiley faces?… Turtles, piranhas and other polyamide turtles that are water-reactive.A pair of octopus surrounds the Eiffel Tow?
Vilebrequin offers a variety of options below the waist. The pouches are very stylish and upscale.
Swimwear will soon be dominated by double-bonded bottoms, sophisticated drainage systems and quick drying. Self-draining and rapid drying are now more important than ever in swimming trunks.
Choosing the appropriate swimwear for you is a delicate and time-consuming task. The line between wearing G-strings to show off and being ostentatious is thin. Some sights are more striking than others.
Some men have so much hair that they appear to be wearing shorts knee-length made of coconut husks. When they’re not. Nobody can tell if it’s a jungle-print or something else. Just as some men don’t aspire to be mistaken for triathletes, some don’t suit bathing caps. No matter how hard they try, many men can’t ever look like a yacht-loller.
Male swimming trunks It’s so difficult to pull it off.
When it comes to “resort wear”, many men disdain vivid florals. They are too reminiscent of the curtains from a nursing home. Iridescent, funky, and “out there” are for the young and young fathers. There is no connection with elder care facilities. Some don’t care and go psychedelic. Each person has their own unique body shape and image. The choice is XXL. Whether you use the word “trunks” or have graduated to “swim shorts”.
From jammers, to Bermudas, to square-cut shorts or board shorts. From hydro-dynamic, deliberately restrictive, eye-watering tight hardly there’s, drawstring Nike volleys and Patagonia baggies through more staid but still thigh-flattering Adidas to the boring but roomy and reliable regular length Burgundy Made in Bangkok Warm Machine Wash
No matter what budget you have, the best male swimwear will provide both emotional and structural support. It should also conceal genital delineation. The ideal male swimwear should combine maximum functionality with a modern design sense, while minimizing abrasions and chafing.
If I had to give any man over 40 some advice when buying swimwear it would be: “Leave room for the legs”. And: “Be aware of your bagginess.”
The rule of thumb is “Midlife means mid-thigh”, “Past fifty means past the knee” and “Conservative cut means past it”.
Beware false economics Nothing compares to the feeling of luxury on your hips.
Vilebrequin, which has just released its summer ’24 collection, is still for all ages and body shapes. The multi-generational resortwear comes with a lifetime guarantee and, if you wish, belts. It’s all about minimising humiliation while allowing for optional style. The brand has a fascinating backstory.
Fred Prysquel, a motor journalist who was inspired by Californian surf culture and the boubou wax fabric of Senegal, where he served in the French Army, to design longer-than-usual boxer-style trunks named after the French word for “crankshaft”.
Everyone wants to be seen with a crankshaft. Your loins become an instant status symbol. The vibrant, playful Moorea design pays homage to St Tropez Beach, where Vilebrequin was founded in 1971. The patterns were designed by Fred’s wife, Yvette. Fred is colorblind. They produced heirloom quality swimmingwear with their Father and Son range. Limited edition garments can cost up to £450.
Geneva-based Vilebrequin, which has stores in Paris, Beverly Hills, Las Vegas, Milan, Monte Carlo, Seoul, New York, and Washington DC, launched a ladies’ range in 2013 and has now moved into loungewear.
In piqué, cotton voile, classic linen, and in colors like cardamom. The Vilebrequin comes in Hawaii Blu, Breton Blu and Lemongrass.
Vilebrequin, with its wide variety of swimwear, from low-impact materials to trikinis and bikinis in one piece and two pieces, bandeaus and asymmetrical suit, covers-ups for both sexes.
Everyone has the same social status. A Santah Turtle jacquard Vilebrequin Beach Towel.